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Dear Readers,
Fairytales are nonsense. They’re full of wolves pestering pigs and picking on sweet little girls in red hoods. But I would never do those things. I knit! I bake blueberry pie!
You know what I really want to do? I Want to rescue a princess!
And if I can’t? I quit!
Yours sincerely,
Wolfie
Wolfie may want to be a hero, but he’s about to discover that arguing with this book’s narrator is not the best way to improve his image…